Thought I was getting fired...

"Takuro Spirit" (takurospirit) 09/01/2016 at 16:05 • Filed to: worklopnik, partslopnik

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Two managers here have been fired in the past week for “complaints” and when one of the office gals came back to me a little bit ago and said “I have a complaint...” I about shit my pants.

“A complaint about me?” I queried.

“...the toilet paper is out in the men’s room.” She finished.

We keep the TP back here. She was asking me to replace it. I obliged.

JOB KEPT.

e36Jeff now drives a ZHP > Takuro Spirit 09/01/2016 at 16:08

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Wait...why was a woman complaining about the TP situation in the men’s room?

Ash78, voting early and often > e36Jeff now drives a ZHP 09/01/2016 at 16:12

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Hey, get with the modern era, you troglodyte!!

CRider > Takuro Spirit 09/01/2016 at 16:12

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Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > Takuro Spirit 09/01/2016 at 16:13

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Did you keep some for your own use after that? :)

Svend > e36Jeff now drives a ZHP 09/01/2016 at 16:13

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Shhhh. She wasn’t a she but certain states won’t let transgenders use toilets of the genders they associate themselves as. It’s all very backwards I know but hey.

Takuro Spirit > e36Jeff now drives a ZHP 09/01/2016 at 16:15

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DID YOU JUST ASSUME HER GENDER?

Takuro Spirit > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer 09/01/2016 at 16:16

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I had a sudden urge to pee on the seat.

ttyymmnn > Takuro Spirit 09/01/2016 at 16:23

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...one of the office gals came back to me...

Takuro Spirit > ttyymmnn 09/01/2016 at 16:29

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We named them all Gal. Short for gallon. Its a car dealership thing.

wkiernan > e36Jeff now drives a ZHP 09/01/2016 at 17:59

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Because somebody, probably a client or customer, came up to her and said “hey the men’s room is outa toilet paper” and she didn’t want to go in there and change the roll herself.

shop-teacher > Takuro Spirit 09/01/2016 at 22:29

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Definite code brown moment.